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Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang.

Provers untuk orang-orang jelek - Umum
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Created by : doni
Jangan putus asa, tidak semua orang menilai manusia dari fisiknya, sapa tau bisa dari rumahnya, mobilnya, pekerjaannya, atau tabungannya ^^
DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY THE COVER
( Jangan menghukum buku dengan koper )

Jangan salahkan diri kamu kalau kamu jelek, salahkanlah orangtuanya, karena jelek itu keturunan.. iya kan??
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
( Suka bapaknya, suka juga sama anaknya )

Perbaiki inner beauty kamu, itu kalau ngerasa sisi luar kamu udah ancur ga ketolong lagi...
THE BEAUTY IS UNDER THE SKIN
( Jadi cakep kalo uda ganti kulit )

Jgn sakit ati kalo dikatain jelek, cuek aja, inget film Beauty and The Best kan?
NO GAIN WITHOUT PAIN
(Ga dapet duit kalo ngga kesakitan dulu...kaya kuda lumping )

Jadilah diri kamu sendiri, kalau kamu jelek syukurilah soalnya kalo kamu ganteng pasti kamu bakal banyak dosanya hehehe
JUST BEE YOURSELF
(Sengatkan diri anda dengan tawon)

Kalau orang lain menilai kamu jelek, jangan diambil ati, penilaian manusia tidak selalu benar (maksudnya kali kamu sebenarnya lebih jelek lagi)
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
(Yang bener boleh keluar)

Cakep-jelek itu tergantung lingkungan, misalnya kamu disini jelek tapi di Afrika bisa paling ganteng lho, makanya pindah ke sono aja hehehehe
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE
(Orang di sebelah kanan, salah tempat..harusnya di sebelah kiri)

Cinta tidak memandang cakep atau jelek. Gak percaya? Tanyakan hal ini sama orang jelek...
LOVE IS BLIND
(Mencintai orang buta)

...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!!

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By all Means.... Marry! - Jokes
hua ha ha ah ha...
lucu-lucu pahit :))

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

After marriage, ...[View]

Kacamata - Seks
Seorang lelaki pergi ke dokter mata untuk meminta resep kacamata baru.
Dokter mata dengan penuh heran bertanya, "Lho, Anda kan baru minggu
lalu menganti kacamata."
"Lensanya pecah, dok," jawab si pasien.
"Kenapa bisa pecah?" tanya dokter mata.
"Saya tidak mungkin menceritakannya, dok."
"Ingat!...[View]

The Silent Treatment - Jokes
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5 :00 AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),...[View]

Who Does What - Jokes
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, ...[View]

Creation - Jokes
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!...[View]

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