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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Funny Thought - Jokes View : 87431 Created by : Yanti (1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! (2) NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol ! (3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"... (4) RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! (5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" (6) SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service" (7) HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons" (8) SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. (9) GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. (10) DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly." (11) VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " (12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything. ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  4991  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.17.6.75) Kategori lainnya Mulut perempuan - Sex Seorang jenius bertanya kepada dua org muridnya.... "hayo 'mulut' wanita kan ada dua... mulut mana yg usianya lebih tua?" tanya sang jenius... "mulut bawah pak, krn mulut bawah udah berjenggot, mulut atas belom.." jawab murid I "mulut bawah dong pak.. karena mulut bawah udah ompong, yg atas bel...[View] Menunggu sang janda - Sex Dua org pemuda kampung yg tampan dan gagah tgl di sebuah gunung. seorang janda datang dan merayu 2 pemuda itu, mengajak mereka untuk mencumbu sang janda, tapi karena takut hamil, sang janda meminta mereka menggunakan kondom.. "ingat,jangan dibuka ya kondomnya.. aku takut hamil...janji ya?" "janj...[View] Simpanan kakek - Sex Ada seorang kakek berusia 85 tahun yg sudahn mendududa sangaaaaat lamaaaaaaaaaa..... dia kepengen bgt ntari istri baru krn uda ga tahan idup sendiri. dia mengajak para gadis, janda dan nenek2 yg masih keliatan cantik, dengan janji 'saya udah nabung selama 50 tahun setelah istri saya mati... kalau...[View] Sedih - Indonesia Istri seorang pengacara meninggal. Di pemakaman, orang-orang dikejutkan dengan nisan yang bertuliskan : "Grace, Isteri dari Pengacara Phillips,Pengacara untuk urusan Perceraian, Pidana, Perdata,dan Urusan Hukum Lainnya." Tiba-tiba, Phillips menangis terisak-isak. Saudaranya berkata, "Menangi...[View] Pegawai Baru - Indonesia Seorang manager di sebuah perusahaan melihat ada seorang pegawai baru. Lalu dia menyuruh pegawai baru itu untuk datang ke ruangannya. "Siapa namamu?" adalah pertanyaan pertama yang diajukan manager pada pegawai baru itu. "John," jawab si pegawai. Manager tampak marah, "Dengar...aku nggak tah...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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