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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. By all Means.... Marry! - Jokes View : 139717 Created by : dea hua ha ha ah ha... lucu-lucu pahit :)) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  1728  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.222.67.251) Kategori lainnya Kura-kura kecil dan sepasang burung - Indonesia Seekor kura-kura kecil sedang memanjat pohon dengan sangat perlahan. Setelah berjam-jam akhirnya dia sampai juga di puncak pohon. Kemudian dari puncak pohon dia melompat ke udara dan melambai lambaikan kedua kaki depannya, lalu jatuh gedebug ketanah dengan keras. Lalu pingsan... Setelah siuman ...[View] Inem.. Oh Inem - Indonesia KRINGGGGG~~~ KRINGGG~~ ~KRINGGGG~ ~!!!", bunyi telepon. "Halo, selamat siang", jawab seorang wanita setengah baya. "Lho, siapa ini?", terdengar sahut suara berat seorang pria. "Oh, saya pembantu baru di sini Pak. Saya baru kerja. Baru datang siang ini." "Kalau begitu, Ibu mana?" "I...[View] Gara Gara Lilin - Umum Ny. O'Reilly sedang berjalan ketika berpapasan dengan Patur O'Flannagan. Pastur menyapa : " Hai Ny. O'Reilly... apa kaar suami anda..? Bukankah saya yang menikahkan kalian pada 5 tahun yang lalu?" " Ya. Betul Pastur.. andalah yang menikahkan kami :, jawab NY. O'Reilly. " Berapa anak anda s...[View] Berani Gak AS nyerang Indonesia ? - Indonesia Pentagon membayangkan jika AS terpaksa harus menyerang Indonesia berapa kerugian yang harus di pikul pihak AS dan berapa keuntungan pihak indonesia dari kehadiran tentara AS di sana. Begitu memasuki perairan dataran indonesia, mereka akan di hadang pihak bea cukai karena membawa masuk senjata api...[View] Apakah Marketing Itu? - Indonesia Jika anda melihat seorang gadis cantik di sebuah pesta lalu anda menghampirinya dan berkata, "Aku adalah orang kaya .. menikahlah denganku." Itu adalah DIRECT MARKETING. Jika anda berada di sebuah pesta dengan kawan-kawan anda dan bertemu dengan seorang gadis cantik. Salah seorang kawan anda ...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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