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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Punjab Airways - Jokes View : 160777 Created by : didit Good morning, Ladies & Gentlemen. This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I annouce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that don't quite make it, Punjab Airways staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits. For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God. We regret to inform you that today's inflight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. This is a non smoking airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down. Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps. In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark. Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt. For those who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase. Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. Last for not least, have a nice journey :) ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  4525  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.138.105.31) Kategori lainnya Tergantung - Umum Dalam sebuah safari diafrika,seorang turis bertanya pada pemandunya. " Apakah ada kiat untuk menghindari serangan binatang buas ? " " Ada. jangan lupa bawa obor " " Hanya itu ? " " Tentu saja ada tambahannya," Kata sipemandu, " Itupun sangat tergantung pada kemampuan anda berlari. " (*)...[View] Yang di dalem Peti - Umum Melihat kerumunan orang yang ramai di sepanjang jalan menuju makam,seorang pemuda menghampiri bocah yang dengan seriusnya mengikuti jalanya acara pemakaman "Siapa yang meninggal cah ? " Tanya Pemuda itu dengan penasaran. Sang bocah dengan kalemnya menjawab :" Itu . . yang di dalam peti ....[View] Rotinya tinggal satu - Umum Kereta api berhenti di stasiun Karawang sebelum melanjutkan perjalanannya.Pak Urip menjulurkan kepala lewat jendela. Seorang anak kecil berdiri dekat jendela. " Jang, jang, jang " panggilnya. Anak itu mendekat. Pak Urip mengulurkan uang seribu rupiah, : " Minta tolong di belikan dua potong r...[View] Puisi Karyawan Stress - Umum AKU Akulah karyawan paling rajin di dunia, Berani berkorban nggak nonton Piala Dunia, Meski hati merana tapi tetap berdedikasi , Meski hari sabtu gini aku tetap berdasi , Akulah karyawan paling pantes dapet promosi, Selalu paling depan ngisi daftar absensi , Di antara rekan akulah yang pa...[View] Drakula - Umum Pada suatu malam di negara skandinavia, ... terdapatlah reuni 3 manusia drakula . Ketiganya merupakan drakula yang dulu sempat menjadi "preman" di sekolahnya karena terkenal dengan kesadisannya membantai manusia. drakula 1, umur 42th, berkata: = "apa kabar semuanya, masih pada ganaz???" d...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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