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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. By all Means.... Marry! - Jokes View : 139721 Created by : dea hua ha ha ah ha... lucu-lucu pahit :)) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  1062  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 13.58.150.59) Kategori lainnya Kamar Pak Yakub - Umum Seorang kakek memasuki sebuah apartemen. Di pintu masuk ia bertemu seorang anak kecil. " Nak, apakah kamu tahu kamar di mana Pak Yakub tinggal ?" tanya sang kakek kepada anak tersebut. Dengan ramah anak itu menjawab," Saya tahu kek ! Mari saya antarkan." Anak itu pun mengajak kakek itu naik tangga...[View] Stand Right Here - Jokes Blonde Jokes - Stand Right Here A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side ...[View] Funny Gender Jokes - Marriage Advice from Kids - Jokes (As answered by elementary school students) How Do You Decide Who To Marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before t...[View] The Original Story behind "THE RING" Movie - Umum GADIS MISTERIUS DI SUMUR TUA (cerita asli dalam bahasa Jepang, telah diterjemahkan kedalam bahasa Indonesia) Kami hidup di desa terpencil yang jauh dari hingar bingar kota. Saya Daijiro, malam itu berkumpul bersama 3 orang teman laki-laki. Kami merayakan ulang tahun Watanabe, seorang teman sa...[View] Cerita Seram di ICU RS Sarjito - Umum Gw posting disini karena Cerita Misteri belum aktif --------------------------- Ada kejadian aneh di rumah sakit Perawatan Intensif (ICU) ini dimana para pasien selalu meninggal di tempat tidur pada kamar yang sama dan selalu pada Jumat pagi tanpa peduli umur, kelamin, kondisi kesehatan mereka a...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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