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Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang.

Hollywood Movies versi padang - Indonesia
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Created by : didit
Berikut ini daftar film-film unggulan Hollywood (versi Minangkabau) yg perlu disosialisasi:

1 Enemy at the Gates -- Lah tibo lawan di pintu...

2 Batman Forever -- Kalalauang

3 Remember the Titans -- Lai Takana jo si Titan

4 The Italian Job -- Karajo maliang

5a Die Hard -- Payah matinyo

5b Die Hard II -- Alun Juo Mati Lai...?

5c Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Ondeh Mandeh.. ndak juo mati mati doh...?

6 Bad Boys -- Anak Kalera

7 Sleepless in Seattle -- Mangantuak..

8 Lost in Space -- Ilang di awang awang

9 Brokeback Mountain -- Gunuang patah tulang

10 Cheaper by Dozens -- Bali salusin tambah murah..

11 You've got Mail -- Ado surek tuh ha...

12 Paycheck -- Pitih Gaji

13 Independence Day -- Hari Rayo

14 The Day After Tomorrow -- Saisuak

15 Die Another Day -- Ndak kini matinyo..?

16 There is Something About Marry -- Manga si Merry yo..?

17 Silence of the Lamb -- Kambiang pangambok

18 All The Pretty Horses -- Kudonyo rancak-rancak

19 Planet of the Apes -- Planet Siamang

20 Gone in Sixty Seconds -- Barangkek lah waang Lai

21 Original Sin -- Sabana-bana doso...

22 Mummy Returns -- Lah Baliak si One tadi..?

23 Crash -- Balago kambiang

24 Copycat -- Kopi Kuciang

25 Seabiscuit -- Makan Biskuit di Lauik

26 Freddy vs Jason -- Bacakak

27 Just in Heaven -- Lah di Surgo

28 Air Bud -- aia si Budi

29 How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Baa caronyo manyipak urang..

30 Lord Of The Ring -- Juragan batu cincin

31 Deep Impact -- Taraso dalamnyo

32 Million Dollar Baby -- Anak Rangkayo

33 Blackhawk Down -- Buruang itam si Don

34 Saving Private Ryan -- Mahagia les ka si Ryan

35 Dumb and Dumber -- Pakak jo sabana Pandia..

...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!!

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