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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. By all Means.... Marry! - Jokes View : 139694 Created by : dea hua ha ha ah ha... lucu-lucu pahit :)) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  6257  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.142.196.27) Kategori lainnya Bukan Joke - Fakta Ilmiah! - Seks Tahukah anda bahwa jika anda berteriak terus menerus selama 8 tahun, 7 bulan dan 6 hari, energi yang anda keluarkan akan cukup untuk memanaskan secangkir kopi (Ngapain? Nggak sebanding sama hasilnya) Jika anda kentut secara konsisten selama 6 tahun 9 bulan, anda akan menghasilkan gas yan...[View] Cerita iseng dari Teman - Seks Alkisah ada 3 anak putri: Vira, Voni, dan Veni yang dinikahkan secaramassal oleh orangtuanya. Setelah itu mereka pergi bulan madu bersamaan. Kalau Vira pergi pulau Batam, Voni pergi ke Kepulauan Seribu dan Veni sibungsu pergi ke Bali. Namanya orang tua sayang sama anak, selama mereka ber...[View] The Creation (Microsoft Style) - Umum 1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. 3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it...[View] Hollywood Versi Jawa - Umum Berikut ini daftar film-film unggulan Hollywood (in Javanese): 1 Enemy at the gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro 2 Batman Forever -- Ngembat Saklawase 3 Remember the Titans -- Kelingan Titan-titan 4 The Italian Job -- Gaweane Wong Ngerum 5a Die Hard -- Matine Angel 5b Die Hard II -- Matin...[View] HARAM HUKUMNYA MUSLIM LAKI-LAKI MENIKAHI GADIS SATU KANTOR - Umum MUI jakarta mengeluarkan fatwa baru. Setelah diadakan rapat dan diskusi diantara para pemimpin MUI dan dewan pakarnya, dan juga telah ditimbang berdasarkan ayat-ayat alquran dan hadis nabi yang terpercaya sahihnya maka MUI memberkan fatwa pada tanggal 3 oktober tahun 2003: "HARAM HUKUMNYA BAGI S...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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