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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Always keep the condoms in your car - Jokes View : 80155 Created by : Didit I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me and my girlfriend. She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, low cut blouses and looked like a Victoria's Secret model. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of the strings she used as underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned - frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight for my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. The moral of this story is: Always keep the condoms in your car. ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  1518  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.117.107.90) Kategori lainnya Tuhannya masih Bayi - Umum Aming baru saja mengikuti perayaan Natal di kantornya. Sebagai pesan Natal, Aming diingatkan untuk hidup pasrah dan berserah diri kepada Yang Maha Esa. Dalam kisah Natal itu diceritakan mengenai zaman dimana Yesus baru dilahirkan, dan raja yang berkuasa saat itu : Raja Herodes - yang memang terkenal...[View] Gak Mau Ngalah - Umum Orang India, Amerika, Indonesia dan Cina sedang duduk di kereta api perjalanan ke Rantau Prapat. Mereka duduk berhadap-hadapan. Orang India membuka kopernya yang penuh dengan teh celup. Dibuatlah satu cangkir teh, diteguk lalu dibuang ke luar jendela beserta seluruh isi kopernya. Tiga orang laenn...[View] Tipe Cewek & Alat Musik - Umum Hai guys, ternyata, menurut penelitian ada hubungan antara tipe cewek dan alat musik. Ini nih kalo nggak percaya : Rico : " Eh Dun, cewek tuch ada tipe-tipenya lho ? " Edun : " Apaan aja, tuch ! " Rico : " Tipe Cewek Musik. " Edun : " Cewek Musik artinya apa ? " Rico : " Mungil Tapi A...[View] Petunjuk Ujian - Umum Seorang Guru berkata pada para siswanya, "Sebenarnya hanya satu kesalahan para siswa hingga dalam ujian sering nilainya jeblok!". "Apa tuh Pak?", tanya salah satu murid. "Khan sudah jelas pada petunjuk ujian tertera pilihlah jawaban yang benar! Kenapa tidak dipatuhi?", kata guru itu. ...[View] Birokrasi - Umum Seorang agen CIA yang sedang menjalankan tugasnya di Moskow memutuskan untuk menyerahkan diri. Dia pun pergi ke kantor KGB dan diterima di oleh seorang agen yang sedang jaga, "Saya agen CIA ingin menyerahkan diri," "oh..., apa spesifikasi anda ?, spionase atau sabotase ?" "sabotase..." "Silahk...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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