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WORDS WOMEN USE - Jokes
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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"


GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission.
DON'T DO IT !!!!


LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say "you're welcome."


Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!


Oh, and before we forget

"Whatever"

..it's a woman's way of saying F!#K YOU!

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