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Inspirasi Dapatkan inspirasi melalui berupa motivasi, persahabatan, cinta, kisah sukses, kemanusiaan dan lain lain.. Apa arti dari Dunia ini jika kita tidak bisa saling berbagi ? Kirimkan cerita yang paling menjadi inspirasi kamu hari ini, niscaya semua keinginan kamu akan tercapai. Sukses Selalu!.  Tips for Today - Bisnis View : 102821 Created by : didit A CUP OF TIPS TO START UP THE DAY LESSON 1 A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff. and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff. And he was also gone. The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm." MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST" LESSON 2 Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy." LESSON II: "NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING" LESSON 3 An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of –ese are you?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese was confused over he question. The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???" The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked What kind Of 'key' was he. The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'am I ?!" The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?" LESSON III: "NEVER INSULT ANYONE" LESSON 4 There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, she said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true." The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool. Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool. The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........." LESSON IV: "THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN" LESSON 5 The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it Wants to go. Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. Asshole.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste. All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever. Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge. MORAL OF THE STORY: "NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE" J Happy working! ...Beri inspirasi ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  4380  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.116.36.192) Kategori lainnya KENAPA KITA GA PERNAH DAPAT LEBIH? - Umum Pernah bertanya ga... kenapa sih kita ga pernah dapet lebih dari yg kita mau? dalam pekerjaan kenapa kita ga dapet gaji lebih gede? dalam hubungan asmara, kenapa sih cewe kita ga bisa lebih memperhatikan kita atau manjain kita? In our house, kenapa sih ortu juga kadang ga bisa ngerti kita? kenapa...[View] Nilai kasih Ibu - Inspirasi Ini adalah mengenai Nilai kasih Ibu dari Seorang anak yang mendapatkan ibunya sedang sibuk menyediakan makan malam di dapur. Kemudian dia menghulurkan sekeping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera membersihkan tangan dan lalu menerima kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak dan membacanya. ...[View] Bahaya mengkonsumsi vitamin c dosis tinggi - Umum BEWARE! Bahaya mengkonsumsi vitamin c dosis tinggi Di belakang maraknya suplemen vitamin megadosis ada seorang tokoh yang berjasa. Linus Pauling, Ph.D., peraih dua penghargaan Nobel untuk kimia (1954) dan perdamaian (1962). Temuannya yang paling populer adalah: Vitamin C dosis tinggi dapat...[View] Tempat angker, hiiii! - Urban Ini adalah tempat2 angker yg udah beberapa waktu dijadiin momok oleh orang-orang yg mengetahui cerita/ bahkan melihat atau ngerasain langsung 'oke'nya tempet ini... * Jeruk Purut, tempat ini dikatakan angker karena ada seorang Pastur yang membawa kepalanya ditangan sebelah dan selalu diiringi...[View] Waktu yg tepat - Cinta Jaman dahulu kala, ada dua orang pendekar yg sangat ahli bela diri. Yg satu seorang pria dgn kemahiran berpedang yg tiada tandingan. Seorang lagi adalah wanita tercantik dgn ilmu bela diri yg hebat serta memiliki hati yg baik. Keduanya adalah pasangan yg sangat cocok satu sama lain. 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