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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Let's Learn English! - Jokes View : 91444 Created by : GwBush (Music. Beep.) Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for? Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China? Condoleeza : - That's the man's name. George B. : - That's who's name? Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza : - That's correct. George B. : - Then who is in China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir is in China? Condoleeza : - No, sir. George B. : - Then who is? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Condoleeza : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone. Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan? George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap. Condoleeza : - You want Kofi? George B. : - No. Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi. George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations. Condoleeza : - Kofi? George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call? Condoleeza : - And call who? George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N? Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China. George B. : - Will you stay out of China?! Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condoleeza : - Kofi. George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here. George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know. (Door slam. Music.) ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  7198  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.119.125.135) Kategori lainnya Chatting dengan AA - Indonesia Ini ada kutipan chating dgn Aa....... BUZZY! Aa_online : Assalamualaikum ? f_rachmanto : Waalaikumsalaam ? f_rachmanto : Aa .. lama gak online nih, ? kemana aja ? Aa_online : Ah ? Aa mah disini aja, Kang Oji kumaha damang? f_rachmanto : Bai...[View] What is Junglish? - Jokes Jungle English... like the ones mentioned below: Jakartenglish – Jakarte English is marked by the 'sih', 'deh', 'dong', 'nih', etc - That book is very good, deh. - Can you speak english? ... yeah a little sih I can! - Use my money first nih.. - Give me more dong.. - How sih? Lit...[View] Dengerin dulu sampai habis, jangan motong pembicaraan - Seks untuk menjadi renungan atau pertimbangan, khususnya yg punya anak yg masih kecil Si Andi kecil melihat mobil papanya lewat di depan sekolah dan parkir di dekat semak belukar. Karena rasa ingin tahu yang besar, Andi kecil mengendap-endap mendekati mobil papanya dan melihat papanya dan Tante N...[View] Dilarang Tidur TelenTang - Indonesia BREAKING NEWS Menurut penelitian yg di lakukan oleh para Profesor ahli dari jepang selama hampir 20 tahun akhirnya mereka mengumumkan keputusan yg sangat mengejutkan kita semua tentang cara kita tidur selama ini. Ternyata tidur telentang sangat tidak di anjurkan sama sekali oleh para peneliti da...[View] Nyeleweng Sih - Indonesia Atiep lagi nyante sambil baca koran di halaman depan,ketika ia tiba-2 dikagetkan dengan sebuah pukulan di belakang kepalanya.... "toennggg........" demikian bunyi piring seng yg dipukulkan oleh istrinya dan tepat mengenai botaknya... Nggak ada ujan nggak ada ...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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