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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Berita Buruk !! - Umum View : 179431 Created by : admin Suatu sore telepon berbunyi. "Hallo, Pak Buto? Ini saya, tuan, Idum, pembantu di villa bapak.." "Oh iya. Ada apa Dum? Ada masalah? "Anu..saya nelepon cuma mau ngasih tau, burung kakaktua bapak mati.." "Kakaktua saya? Mati? Yang pernah menang di Lomba Tingkat Dunia itu??" "Ya tuan..yang itu" "Waduh sial juga ya...lumayan banyak juga tuh duit keluar buat ngelatih tu burung..matinya kenapa dum?" "Gara2 makan daging busuk, tuan" "Daging busuk?? Siapa yang ngasih dia daging busuk??!!" "Ngga ada tuan..dia cuma makan daging kuda yang udah mati." "Kuda mati? Kuda mati apa??" "Kuda punya tuan." "Kuda yang menang pacuan internasional itu?!!!" "Iya tuan, Dia mati kecapean setelah narik gerobak tong air." "Lu gila ya? gerobak air apaan???" "Gerobak air buat madamin api, tuan" "Ya ampuun..api apa lagi???" "Api di rumah tuan! Ada lilin yang jatuh dan apinya kena tirai..trus merembet deh." "Ja..jadi..maksud lu villa mewah gua itu ancur berantakan gara2 lilin?!!!" "Begitulah, tuan." "Tapi kan disitu banyak lampu!!! Tu lilin buat apaan???" "Buat pemakaman, tuan." "Demi Tuhan, pemakaman apa dumm??!!" "Pemakaman istri tuan.. Suatu malam dia berjalan2 di dalam rumah yang gelap gulita, saya pikir maling, jadi saya hajar aja dia pake tongkat golf Nike tuan..." Sunyi....... ......... .. , Sunyi cukup lama.... "Dum....lu bener2 dalam bahaya besar, awas kalo tu tongkat ampe patah....." ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  1823  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.15.27.232) Kategori lainnya By all Means.... Marry! - Jokes hua ha ha ah ha... lucu-lucu pahit :)) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, ...[View] Kacamata - Seks Seorang lelaki pergi ke dokter mata untuk meminta resep kacamata baru. Dokter mata dengan penuh heran bertanya, "Lho, Anda kan baru minggu lalu menganti kacamata." "Lensanya pecah, dok," jawab si pasien. "Kenapa bisa pecah?" tanya dokter mata. "Saya tidak mungkin menceritakannya, dok." "Ingat!...[View] The Silent Treatment - Jokes A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5 :00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),...[View] Who Does What - Jokes A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, ...[View] Creation - Jokes A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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