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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. True Story - Jokes View : 87990 Created by : dea Dear Friends, This is based on a true story.........it's very touching. U have to read... Enjoy... A rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied... "Try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" ... ........... I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too. But don't look at me like that leh... I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me! ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  6212  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.216.251.37) Kategori lainnya Tergantung - Umum Dalam sebuah safari diafrika,seorang turis bertanya pada pemandunya. " Apakah ada kiat untuk menghindari serangan binatang buas ? " " Ada. jangan lupa bawa obor " " Hanya itu ? " " Tentu saja ada tambahannya," Kata sipemandu, " Itupun sangat tergantung pada kemampuan anda berlari. " (*)...[View] Yang di dalem Peti - Umum Melihat kerumunan orang yang ramai di sepanjang jalan menuju makam,seorang pemuda menghampiri bocah yang dengan seriusnya mengikuti jalanya acara pemakaman "Siapa yang meninggal cah ? " Tanya Pemuda itu dengan penasaran. Sang bocah dengan kalemnya menjawab :" Itu . . yang di dalam peti ....[View] Rotinya tinggal satu - Umum Kereta api berhenti di stasiun Karawang sebelum melanjutkan perjalanannya.Pak Urip menjulurkan kepala lewat jendela. Seorang anak kecil berdiri dekat jendela. " Jang, jang, jang " panggilnya. Anak itu mendekat. Pak Urip mengulurkan uang seribu rupiah, : " Minta tolong di belikan dua potong r...[View] Puisi Karyawan Stress - Umum AKU Akulah karyawan paling rajin di dunia, Berani berkorban nggak nonton Piala Dunia, Meski hati merana tapi tetap berdedikasi , Meski hari sabtu gini aku tetap berdasi , Akulah karyawan paling pantes dapet promosi, Selalu paling depan ngisi daftar absensi , Di antara rekan akulah yang pa...[View] Drakula - Umum Pada suatu malam di negara skandinavia, ... terdapatlah reuni 3 manusia drakula . Ketiganya merupakan drakula yang dulu sempat menjadi "preman" di sekolahnya karena terkenal dengan kesadisannya membantai manusia. drakula 1, umur 42th, berkata: = "apa kabar semuanya, masih pada ganaz???" d...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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