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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Funny Gender Jokes - Marriage Advice from Kids - Jokes View : 80752 Created by : Joni (As answered by elementary school students) How Do You Decide Who To Marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10 What is the Right Age To Get Married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8 What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common? Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8 What Do Most People Do On A Date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9 When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone? When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8 Is It Better To Be Single or Married? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8 How Would You Make a Marriage Work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  7277  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.144.35.148) Kategori lainnya Globalization - Jokes Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,...[View] Reaksi cowok bila ceweknya menangis - Umum Cowok Cuek: Biarin Aja, nanti juga diam sendiri Cowok Naif: Beliin Permen sama balon Cowok Nggak sabaran: Hari geene masih nangis ? Cowok Sensitif: Ikutan Nangis Cowok Pasrah: Terserah deh ! Cowok Idaman: Menangislah sepuasnya dipundakku, sambil tangannya melingkar melindungi wanita ...[View] KASUS KELUARGAKU SANGAT ANEH - Umum Kasus keluargaku sangat aneh, walaupun secara hukum adalah legal dan sah... Waktu aku berumur 23 th aku menikahi seorang janda cantik berumur 35 th. Janda itu memiliki anak yang juga sangat cantik berusia 12 th. 5 tahun kemudian, anak tiriku saling jatuh cinta dengan ayahku yg duda dan tak l...[View] 5 Donts when SLEEP - Jokes 1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2. DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. T...[View] Ibu dari Tokoh Dunia - Umum Selama ber-abadē, para ibu selalu memberi nasihat yang baik dan pepatah yang patut dicatat pada anak mereka. Berikut ini hanya beberapa contoh kecil: Ibu Monalisa: "Nak, aku dan ayahmu sudah mengeluarkan uang banyak untuk membeli kawat gigimu, Mona... apa hanya itu senyum paling lebar yan...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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