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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Funny Thought - Jokes View : 87484 Created by : Yanti (1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! (2) NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol ! (3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"... (4) RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! (5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" (6) SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service" (7) HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons" (8) SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. (9) GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. (10) DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly." (11) VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " (12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything. ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  2444  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 52.14.240.178) Kategori lainnya Honda Bebek Pak Ustad - Indonesia Di sebuah perkampungan yang padat dan relatif kumuh di sebuah kota metropolitan Indonesia, hiduplah bertetangga seorang pendeta dengan seorang ustad. Sedemikian baiknya hubungan mereka, sehingga apapun yang dimiliki oleh yang satu pasti akan dibaginya kepada yang lain. Begitulah, suatu hari Pa...[View] Lawan Kate - Indonesia Kelas yang tadinya ribut, kini menjadi sunyi-senyap setelah guru Bahasa Indonesia yang paling ditakuti itu telah masuk ke dalam ruang kelas. Wajahnya garang seperti harimau kelaparan. Murid-murid: "Selamat pagi, Bu Guru!" Bu Guru (dengan suara melengking): "Mengapa bilang selamat pagi saja, Ka...[View] Ngupil - Indonesia Orang yang menganggap waktu adalah uang Kalo ngupil, 2 lobang sekaligus ( Sekali mendayung, 2 pulau terlampaui ) Orang yang perfeksionis Kalo mo ngupil, cuci tangan sampai bersih. Setelah ngupil, tangannya dicuci lagi, dan hidungnya di kompres dengan alkohol untuk mencegah terjadinya infeksi ...[View] Miskomunikation - Indonesia Si Amat membuat spanduk yang tulisannya begini: "SAVE THE COUNTRY, HANG TNI ... SAVE THE PEOPLE, HANG POLRI" tentu saja ia lalu diciduk Aparat CJ. Setelah diinterogasi, dia dilepaskan walau spanduknya dibakar. Ternyata, maksud si Amat baik. Cuma, bahasa Inggrisnya kacau. Arti spanduk itu dalam ...[View] Peternakan Tapos - Seks Pada suatu kunjungan di sebuah peternakan yang dilakukan oleh peserta seminar keluarga harmonis, seorang Pemandu Tapos menceritakan bahwa sapi ditempat tersebut sangat sehat dan kuat-kuat. Pemandu : "Bapak&Ibu, ini sapi dari New Zealand, sangat kuat sehari bisa 5 kali berhubungan dengan sapi ...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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